Reasons computers are MALE
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- A better model is always just around the corner.
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
- They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- The lights are on but nobody's home.
- Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
- Size does Matter.
- Picky, picky, picky.
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
- Beauty is only shell deep.
- When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
- Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
- Always turning simple statements into big productions.
- Smalltalk is important.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
- They make you take the garbage out.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
- The message "bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what is wrong, then I'm not going to tell you."
- Miss a period and they go wild.
